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1) Frnds shud b like zeroes.

Wen u add dey r d same.

Wen u subtract dey r again d same

bt wen u try 2 divide,

dey become INFINITY.


2) May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,

and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.


3) It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone

a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone


4) sweet as a rose bud

bright as a star

cute as a kitten

thats what u are

bundles of joy sunshine and fun

you are everything i luv all rolled into 1



5) L O V E ..

L = Lake of Sorrows ..

O = Ocean of Tears ..

V = Valley of Death ..

E = End of life?.


6) Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade,

memories r forgotten, all things come to end,

but people like u always remain forever,

becus ghosts never die.



7) Press down

Press down

again

again.. please

once more

sorry again

6 times more

Oh! Again

1 Time again

don?t u have any job?



8) to see light, look at sun..

to see love look at moon..

to see beauty, look at nature..

to see hope, look at future..

but, to see all of this, look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



9) It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u.

feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.



10) husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife.

it means? - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime!

wife on hearng this says,

it could also mean - with idiot for ever!

1) Munna Bhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient : Toh mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

2) GOOD NIGHT - MUNNA BHAI STYLE

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai

ke tere ko GUD Night bolne ka hai! Chal ludak le..

3) Kya re!

Aasmani kabutar!

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,

Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,

Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Apka Pyara

Munna Bhai

4) Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,

Itna tem ho gela hai,

tere ko dekha bhi nai,

Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,

miss to karega


5) EXam?s song by Munna bhai:

?Chanda Mama so Gaye,

Student sarey jage.

Dekho pakdo yaron,

Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.

Ek pariksha khatam,to duji

shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

6) CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla

aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay

kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.


7) MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light

bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.


8) Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to

gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us

time ke salmaan khan thay!!!


9) PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein

gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,

2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu


10) MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,

Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

1) Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai?

Mendak jump in water

Santa: ye isme suisaide karne vali konsi baat thi?

2) A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!

3) Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

4) Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?"
Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."

5) Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

6) Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.

7) Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.

(1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

(2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

(3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.

(4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.

8) Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'

9) Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what take an umbrella and go.

10) Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

1.In many countries, urine was used as a detergent for washing.

2.Less than 3% of the water produced at a large municipal water treatment plant is used for drinking purposes!

3.Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours!

4.Pollen never deteriorates. It is one of the few natural substances that lasts indefinitely.

5.SONY was originally called 'Totsuken'.

6.The ashes of the average cremated person weigh nine pounds.

7.The search engine Google got its name from the word 'googol', which refers to the number one with a hundred zeros after it.

8.There are more fatal car accidents in July than any other month.

9.There are more telephones than people in Delhi.

10.The best diamonds are colored blue-white.