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A video film has to be made of approximately 3 minutes during the 2 day fest in the Galgotias college campus only. The entries are to be submitted to the theater community within the given time limit. RULES AND REGULATION: 1. Caption for the clip is mandatory with a proper explanation. 2. The film has to be made in the college premises 3. Only mobile cameras of maximum 5 mega pixel has to be

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1) Frnds shud b like zeroes.Wen u add dey r d same.Wen u subtract dey r again d samebt wen u try 2 divide,dey become INFINITY.2) May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.3) It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someonea day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone4) sweet as a rose budbright

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1) Munna Bhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.Patient : Toh mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.2) GOOD NIGHT - MUNNA BHAI STYLEAb itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat haike tere ko GUD Night bolne ka hai! Chal ludak le..3) Kya re!Aasmani kabutar!Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,Apun

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1) Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai?Mendak jump in waterSanta: ye isme suisaide karne vali konsi baat thi?2) A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.All were busy writing except our Santaji.He wrote DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!3) Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai

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1.In many countries, urine was used as a detergent for washing.2.Less than 3% of the water produced at a large municipal water treatment plant is used for drinking purposes!3.Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours!4.Pollen never deteriorates. It is one of the few natural substances that lasts indefinitely.5.SONY was originally called 'Totsuken'.6.The ashes of the

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->If you dropped an aerodynamic object (such as a bullet) from the Empire State Building, you could kill someone.->80% of all pictures on the internet are of naked women.->23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.->More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!->The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

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->There's a fine line between fishing andstanding on the shore like an idiot.->Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?I think that's how dogs spend their lives.->Don't worry about the world ending today...It's already tomorrow in New Zealand.(unless you're in New Zealand -then start worrying)->Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There's too much fraternising with

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Santa in interview-Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.Banta Singh : OkInterviewer : Made in IndiaBanta Singh : Destroyed in PakistanInterviewer : Good… Keep it UpBanta Singh : Bad…. Put it DownInterviewer : Maxi MumBanta Singh : Mini DadInterviewer : Enough! Take your SeatBanta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seatInterviewer : Idiot! Take your

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A GPS or Global Positioning System is used to determine the users current location, and the best route and directions for the destination. The GPS systems is now widely used in a variety of devices such as smart phones, automobile navigation systems, handheld devices, laptops and other such devices. The working of a GPS system is relatively simple to comprehend. In the working of a GPS system a

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When I am: Kareeb There is only: Khamoshi I want to speak: Dil Se That's my kind of: Ishq I want this to be: Gupt As I always have: Darr That I will loose you: Sajani And that would be great: Sadma I am your: Mr.Aashique But sometimes bit: Deewana Tell me: Hum Aapke Hain Kaun As I feel : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai In this : Duniya Dilwalon Ki I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya May be : Dil To Pagal Hai Because:

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# Whenever the teacher speaks to you, act like you're terrified of him/her and go run & hide in the corner or under your desk.# Go up to the teacher but face the empty space next to him/her and ask if you can go to the office to get your medicine for hallucinations.# As soon as the bell rings to start class, crawl under your desk and huddle with yourself and grab onto your chair and scream like

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Insanely stupid class fun - Funny prank ideas you should (not) try in class for a laugh :) 1. Walk around class begging for spare change. 2. Chew on your arm until someone notices. 3. Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back. 4. After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!" 5. Lick yourself clean like a cat does. 6. After the teacher

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Some more must try pranks.... * Set the 4:00 am wake up alarm in the victim's alarm clock and hide it in the corner of the closet and remember to sleep in your room. * You may cause the panic in the middle of the night by putting a cigarette close to a smoke alarm. * Take a bunch of grapes and put one grape on everything in the fridge, including bottle, cold meat packet, juice cans, beer

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College life is certainly the golden period of our lives. Living in a college dormitory, playing pranks on roommates and making a mess of the dorm is just part of all the fun and make for some of the most cherished moments and happiest and even funniest memories of our lives. Even the mortified victims recall the times with a special smile. Here are some of the hit college prank ideas that you

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1.Yadon me hamari woh bhi khoe honge,khuli aankho se kabhi woh bhi soye honge,Mana hasna hai Aada Gham Chhupane ki,par haste haste Kabhi woh bhi roye shonge...2.Har pal pe apka hi naam hoga,apke har kadam par duniya kaa salaam hoga, mushkilon ka samna himmat se karna ae dost,dua he meri ek din waqt bhi apka gulam hoga.3.Bhigi palkon k sang muskurate hai hum,pal-pal dil ko behlate hai hum,tu dur

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1.Define Agony: A one armed man hanging at the edge of a cliff by his only arm and with his butt poorly itchy. Define Death: He scratched it. 2.Wife: Last night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, and I saw your dad paying the bill! 3.Judge: Why were u arrested? Santa: For shopping early. Judge: Well, that’s not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?

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1.Santa: Will U marry, after I die. Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die. Santa: No, I will also live with your sister. 2.Slam book filled by Santa. Strength: My wife, Jeeto. Weakness: Banta‘s wife, Preeto. Opportunity: When Banta is on tour. Threat: When I am on tour. 3.Santa: Why are you crying? Banta: The elephant is dead. Santa: Was he your pet? Banta: No,

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